The Kingdom of Womble 1257 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.94 billion Womble 1257ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Womble 1257ian economy, worth 420 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 42,296 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,604 per year while the poor average 2,651, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1257's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 1257 is ranked 228,288^th in the world and 2,456^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.